Piero Barone in a Parallel Universe and Quantum Physics

Last Monday, the apartment microwave broke and the toilet – which wasn’t stopped up – decided to start running and spill water all over the floor.  This is in addition to the refrigerator freezer icing up, two closet doors breaking, a towel bar tearing out of the wall, the washing machine breaking during a spin cycle … after the car breaking and not starting.  AIMCO’s crackerjack “onsite emergency maintenance technician” was not “onsite” at all, but in Woburn, an hour away.  Yet another lie from the chronic, pathological liars of North Andover’s Royal Crest Estates leasing office.

The guy came, fixed the running toilet.  I put in maintenance requests for the rest of it, scheduled for a week later.  Great.  Another Saturday shot to hell, followed by a third one consumed by getting the car fixed – again.  There was no way to find blessings in any of this, everything breaking down all at once, so I didn’t try.  Why was every single appliance in the apartment, every single light fixture, every single closet door breaking all at once?  What the …?

One of my favorite books as far as useful information goes has to be Science of the Craft (William H. Keith), who is probably best known to science fiction aficionados as a writer in their genre and who has a photo that is a laugh-out-loud riff on the Dos Equis “Most Interesting Man in the World” guy on his website.

The text becomes infinitely fascinating once he begins discussing quantum physics.  Peeking into his website, it appears that he regained rights to the book just this year, and is looking for a publisher – my first hope was that he plans to update it.  This was written in 2005; I know that more discoveries in quantum physics have taken place since then; such as the exciting discovery posted here. See the "Good News of the Week".

That said:  back in 2005, he had listed the “The Worlds of Quantum Physics” – basically, the worlds in which quantum physics (to the grave discomfort of many scientists) dovetailed with magick.  His favorite turned out to be my favorite as well:

“Parallel Universe Interpretation:  this may be one of the most exciting of all practical formulations of quantum theory.  Yes, practical ... Magick becomes not the reshaping of events or objects already existing, but somehow stepping from one reality to another parallel reality, one identical to the first in every way, save that the event or object under consideration is already as desired.”
Keith, William H., The Science of the Craft, 2005, Citadel Press, Kensington Publishing Group, New York, Books, p. 70

Here’s an example:  in this universe, we have Piero Barone of Il Volo, 20 years old, blessed with an unbelievable voice that vibrates things inside of me that should not be vibrated in public.  (And holy crap, you have no idea how well he vibrates things ...!  Well, actually ... correct that:  the world seems to be filled with girls and women who really DO have an idea of how well he vibrates things.  Yum!)

However, in the next Universe over (in my perspective), we have Pieromio, 30 years old, more gorgeous than any other man anywhere on the entire planet has any right to be, a voice that vibrates even MORE things inside of me that should not be vibrated in public, and a 30-year old muscular body that has appeared on the cover of “The Sexiest Men on Earth” magazine at least 10 times.  Il Volo in that universe is now selling out stadiums and is the most popular singing group on the planet.  And yet, they are still amazingly humble and charming and have even forgiven Italy for ignoring them during the first 3 years of their career.  :)

Oh yes.  In THAT universe, Pieromio had studied magick, is gifted at astral projection and appears in solid form every night in my bedroom, intent on sending me over the moon and back, which he does magnificently, as a way of grounding his own energy level.  Before he heads back to the hotel room he’s sleeping in that night, he leaves me, his exhausted and happy spirit lover, singing his praises in my mansion. 

Hmmm.  My mansion.  I LIKE that universe.  And now here’s my question.  According to quantum physics, I should be able to create that universe and step into it.

But HOW???