Friday, August 5, 2016

Winner of the “Most Obtuse Review of the Day” Award



“In the perfectly stirring stories of  Where We Go When All We Were Is Gone, Sequoia Nagamatsu constructs a cartography of eye-stinging wonder with his fleet of wobbly wabi-sabi GPS syntax-spinning satellites. These fictions plot asymmetrically the raw terrain of the wasabi slathered human heart, leaving us lost in all our findings, the stunned state of boketto, empty yet teeming with that taste of awful awe.”
— Michael Martone

Things that make you go, “*duh* - what?” ... but on the other hand, after months of reading nothing but the depravity of the American condition and complete failure of the national educational system at its most fundamental level (i.e., politics on Facebook, when you realize that there are lots of people out there who cannot spell basic words, or employ rudimentary logic and yet are given access to a voting booth), I’d forgotten that there are a few people out there whose brains function occasionally.  Which is heartening.

Not THIS guy, no – (I suspect he had possibly just chopped a lot of onions – or perhaps couldn’t handle the wasabi – his eyes were definitely stinging, no disputing that one, before he wrote that) – but I ordered the book anyway because, despite the unintelligible and incomprehensible review, it sounded creative and interesting.  Along with a blender, and there may be some subliminal message in that too ... except I needed the blender.  Like every other blender in the USA, it was made in China, so I expect it to fall apart and stop working after a month.  Get out your stopwatches.

Speaking of which ... ah, the fun of watching the entire world fall apart at the seams ... Nice, Turkey, Dallas, Orlando, Brexit, Kansas City, BLM triggering police murdering squads, Germans being knifed and axed on trains, the world’s worst U.S. election of all time, Trump blurting out more and more insane nonsense ... all except for the election pretty much within one month’s time... feels like World War III is on the verge of exploding.  Well, at least I’ll have some reading material to enjoy before I go.  And maybe one frozen margarita, courtesy of China, before the blender falls apart.

It’s impossible, trying to make sense of this 2016 election.  It’s like a circus ... no other way to describe it.  As I write this, Trump’s “spokeswoman” (someone named Katrina Pierson, who appears to be a convicted shoplifter from Texas) has just blamed President Obama for something that happened 4 years before he was even elected in 2008 ... resulting in a Facebook and Twitter explosion of ridicule at her idiocy ... and you think, “Why would Trump pick a shoplifter as a spokesperson?”  Makes no sense.  Meanwhile a senator in CA just demanded that Trump be forced to submit to a psyche exam.  But that is the way this election is going – something like a massive April Fool’s Day prank or something.  You just give up and stare at the three-ring circus in amazement, unable to make much sense of it.