Consumer Goes Insane When Mop Breaks - Film at 11

So because I’m NOT a member of the Entitlement Generation who think they’re so important they can’t even demean themselves long enough to, oh say, mop a kitchen floor ... there I was mopping the kitchen floor.  (*Crack*!)  A piece of the mop splintered off, and skittered across the floor.  I had owned the mop for maybe 2 months.  TWO MONTHS.  Not 20 years.  2 months.  I picked it up and looked at it.  Yup! 

As I expected:  “Made in China”.  Yet another piece of complete and utter CRAP foistered on every single one of us.  Other examples:  you buy a shirt and the button falls off the first time you put it on.  You buy a ceramic bowl with “Dishwasher Safe” printed on it just to eat your soup, and it neglects to add, “For only one cycle; after that it cracks, splinters, falls apart and leaves shards of ceramic all over your clean dishes.”

In fact, now that I think about it, I can’t recall a single piece of anything that had “Made in China” on it that made me exclaim, “Wow, this is really well made!”  The last time I said that, the item was a treasure of a cast iron pan that far exceeded any other pan in the kitchen – and had the imprint “Made in the USA” on it.  Still have it.  Have had it for years.

You may think that a mop breaking after two months isn’t that big a deal.  That’s because you’re feeble-minded, and feel free to confess that sad truth to everyone who knows you.

The only explanation I can think of for the complete lack of respect every single member of the House, the Senate, the Executive Branch has had for the entire population of the United States for decades (not to mention the utter disdain and disrespect dumped on your head by every single business owner from coast to coast who has already outsourced everything they produce) is:  none of them actually do any work!  They don’t mop floor like the rest of the country, they don’t do anything.  They hire illegal aliens to do their manual labor for them, stand up and pontificate about the evil of illegal aliens, and at the same time know you’re so stupid you’ll honestly think they know what you’re going through.  NEWS FLASH FOLKS!  They don’t know &*^&.  They don’t give a &*^& what you’re going through.  Do you honestly think they care that the Acme Mop Company outsourced all of their work to China, so that they could save the big $$$s they might have spent on a decent product in order to pay their treasonous CEO the equivalent of the national debt?  They’re not the ones who have no choice but to replace the complete and utter crap foisted on us by China every 2 months – YOU are.  They hire illegal aliens to mop their floors, and if you haven’t figured that out by now, you’re too stupid to vote.

And now if you'll excuse me, I hear the men with the white coats knocking on the door.  I'm sure they're imported from China, too.